求英语好的mjj帮忙写礼貌点的tk_美国VPS

发一个tk，大概内容：我想退一半的款到账户余额，因为这台vps每月都会宕机，有时甚至宕机两三天
河南网友:Fuck you, give me my money
浙江网友:
Hi, I’m wondering if it’s possible to refund half of my payment to my account balance as the compensation of this VM went down almost every month sometimes it stayed down for three days, which affected my service badly.
Thank you.
香港网友:fuck you. refund 200% money to my fucking account.because this fucking vps every day offline. fuck you. let’s do it.
广东网友:
I want to refund half of the money to my account balance,because this vps will be down every month,sometimes it takes two or three days to recover

蹩脚的Chinglish，看得懂意思就行
上海网友:Then the account is deleted
贵州网友:过了退款时间肯定没戏多客气都白搭
江苏网友:想试试，每月宕次机根本没法用
广东网友:Hi,
I want back half money to balance. Because my vps crash every month, sometimes 2 or 3 day.

Hi,
Fuck you. Shut up and give my money back!

Hi,
I want get a refund for the server. It’s quite unstable so that sometimes I couldn’t connect to it at all, even up to two or three days per month, which is far from your promise. Thanks you.
黑龙江网友:简单直接粗暴，哈哈
天津网友:碉堡了，一句话搞定~
内蒙古网友:碉堡了，一句话搞定~
澳门网友:Your terrible VPS fucking down 3 times every month , get my money back , consider of your already costing , half refund is reasonable.
重庆网友:qunimade
云南网友:写的很棒，就是一口气读完好累，不知道外国人是不是都喜欢那么长的语句。
上海网友:这很难的，除非你购买的VPS价格很贵，否则你最多能要求他们取消你的VPS然后将余款退回账户。
浙江网友:Hello,
I’d much like to use this server for a long time but your service makes it difficult for me to do so. The server is down frequently for reasons unknown to me, sometimes several times a day and for several days.
You can see that my business will be severely affected if I continue to use it. So it is my hope that you will refund half of the charge for it as a courtesy to me. Thank you and looking forward to hearing a good solution from you!
辽宁网友:点赞啦。。。那些水逼真不要脸。人家说不定很着急呢是吧。。不紧不帮忙。反而帮倒忙。